In light of my recent approval pending from the government, I give you An Open Letter from a Kindred Spirit

Because we needed more shizzle to distractizzle us from fizzinals, Snoop Dogg done wrote himself a book.

I'm siiiiiiick. And Walgreens suuuuuucks.

*coughackdie*

50 Things I am NOT Allowed to do at Hogwarts

My favorites:

16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"